His speechwriter might as well advise him to wheedle, Open your mouths for another dose of propaganda.
Because what the commander-in-chief of our military has achieved in two wars which he now calls onethe global war on terrorismis the birth of more terrorists. Afghanistan is a mess because Bush abandoned it in his fervor to invade Iraq, chase down Saddam, and search for WMD, even though experts attempted the impossibleto reason with this president who is always right. And, of course, Bush pulled Condoleezza Rice from his tool belt to pound into our brains that an invasion of Iraq was necessary to our survival. Please recall her warnings of mushroom clouds over our cities. Especially remember her words when she announces her candidacy for the highest office in our country.
Lets face it; the government that supports terror, torture, unconstitutional war, and WMD is the regime of George W. Bush.
And now, Rice has announced that, actually, theres another hotspot needing our attention. No other country poses a greater threat to the United States than Iran. Doesnt she understand that Iran accelerated its nuclear program after George W. Bush upped the ante with the loaded words axis of evil? Certainly, Iran and North Korea are more dangerous today as a result of the presidents aggressive posturing. And so is Iraq. A negotiator he isnt. But thats the point. Imperialists arent interested in conciliationnot when theres the Project for a New American Century to impose on country after country until the US controls the worlds resources.
Rice and Rumsfeld have asked Congress for an additional 65 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Condoleezza also requested 75 million for United States cultural outreach to Iranian citizens, continuing with: We dont have a problem with the Iranian people. No, her problem is with the Iranian government. This expensive mission will probably have about as much success as Karen Hughes outreach to bond with Muslim women.
So allow me, a person who lost a loved one in this Iraq tragedy of errors, to translate Rices carefully couched words into their true meaning: We dont have a problem with you people of Iran, but if you resist the resolve of George and the demands of the PNAC, well get medieval on you. Well level your cities, your culture, your childrens mental and physical healthwell maim and kill and do everything within our means to break your will.
Youd think this administration would have learned something from the invasion of Iraq. Again, its that damn PNAC.
So, Iranians, listen up. Shock and Awe may be opening soon in a city near you. Dont take this personally though. As were dropping white phosphorous, just remember that Condi says we like you, we really like you. None of this is personal. As your skin is melting, just remember how much we like you. We really, really like you.