French people are insane and every French person would consider sanity as the worst misfortune that could fall upon him.
D. Fonvisin, Russian author and traveler
Travel letters, 1700s
Whoever reads this article, please read it to the end before getting upset or angry. Give me a benefit of a doubt, please.
After a year of struggle I lost my battle with my dog on coprophagia. (see here for the history http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_mark_sas_070610_human_coprophagia.htm)
He loves to eat his own poop; who am I to deprive him from happiness. Recently I tried to explain to him that in the current time he could be appointed a Judge to some Military Tribunal and it would be inappropriate if His Honor would return from the bathroom with his snout full of his own feces. He looked at me in his doggy wise way and then started to piss something complicated on the ground. I looked and it said, ‘Judge Scalia’. That was a killer argument on his behalf. I let it drop.
A lot of people had entered the domain of human coprophags since I introduced the concept. For those who are new I repeat that human coprophagia is a deliberate, self-inflicting and self-indulgent love and consumption of thy own feces as well as feces of other humans whether physically or spiritually. It is such a fun to watch.
- The Case of the Two Juwes. .(http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_mark_sas_071118_slimy_love_3__bd_3a_the_.htm)
( Rob Kall, please, do not consider this an anti-Semitic piece; I am a Jew myself, give me some leniency).