That good ol' boy is nowhere in sight
Because
There is no George Bush
He's a funny face to focus on
He's a Pres to love or hate
But
There is no George Bush
An apparent cartoon Character
An apparent bug-a-boo ghost
But, in reality
There is no George Bush
They need a buddy to believe in
They need a clown like us
But, bottomline
There is no George Bush
There may be an Atlantis Rising
There may be a Yellow Peril
But, the truth of this mystery is
There is no George Bush
He serves a secret purpose
He serves a private cause
But, in the end
There is no George Bush
An evil man to radical Islam
A friend to the radical Right
But, in the real world
There is no George Bush
They know we'll never find him
They do not want us to
Because they really need him
There is no George Bush