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Message Reynard Blake Jr
Arbor Day by Rev. Reynard N. Blake, Jr.
(sung to the Beatle's Yesterday)

1st Singer: Arbor Day
Can a Bush believe in Arbor Day?
Ask him, "What would Jesus have to say?"

Jesus' lyrics: "Answer, or feel My wrath today!"

Bush's lyrics: Ok, G!
I know I shalt not toy with Thee
Or You'd send the lightning bolts to me
Yes, I believe in saving trees

God's lyrics: I see!
NRCD felt you would lie today
I said
"No, he knew I would kill him dead today!"

Then, ok
I'll give Bush another way to say
"God, I know your trees will have to stay
or Thou shalt kick my ass today"

1st singer: Why he
Had to go, get some blow? He wouldn't say
He said
He was wrong, but the press is on JonBenet

I'm afraid
Bush just lied as he did with Val Plame
That's fine, God sees all and Bush gets flamed

God:
He'll need me and then I'll turn away

Hmm-hmm-hmmmm...


(Note: NCRD--National Resources Defense Council)

 

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Reverend Reynard N. Blake, Jr., M. S. is an ordained Baptist minister living in East Lansing, Michigan with his wife Karen Kelly-Blake, Ph.D. (Anthropology). He earned his Master of Science degrees in Community Development and Urban Studies from (more...)
 
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