Sarah Palin (political parody based on Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science"-)
Ms. Palin is upon us
She sees across the Bering Sea
Alaska's where she comes from
Competing to be our VP
Mmm--but does she believe in science?
"Does she believe in science?"-
Or, know about diplomacy?
McCain chose her in a blur
"Hoping we would buy it--buy it"
Another real "maverick"-
Mmm--she's a "hockey mom"- diversion
To get who'd vote for Hillary
They'll say Barack's a Muslim
And Muslims know what terror means
They have no problem lying
"They have no problem lying!"-
Or stealing the presidency
She's for helping AIG
"Helping them with finance--finance!"-
More drilling for energy
"Bibles mixed with science--science!"-
Global warming's a notion
Or temps up by a small degree
Oil drilling in the ocean
Will solve all our energy needs
If oil's out there let's find it
"If oil's out there let's find it"-
Helping Exxon's corporate greed
"Good heavens, she's going loco--it's pitiful!"-
I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
She's thinking she could really help John McCain!
He is running scared
They'll say ACORN harms voting
But--they're scared of who'll be voting
Help Democratic victories
Causing a big commotion
And voting out the GOP
Mmm--they're trying to divide us
"They're trying to divide us!"-
Do they believe in...