"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Meet the new and improved face of the Republican Party.
Lies roll off their tongues like gibberish heard in a Pentecostal fit.
In a world only 6,000 years old and the end-times at hand, they have infiltrated our politics with the help of a silly old curmudgeon. Did I mention that he was a POW?
It was so simple for them to do, even Glenn Beck recognizes it. He said America needed a saviour and God has given us Sister Sarah to unleash the pitchforks and torches and burn the Liberal out of us.
Just like they pray the gay out of the misguided, this "new and improved" version of the "Same old Song" is gonna lift us up, to their idea of Heaven, and cast the unbelievers into the Hell that their loving God created for us. And it will be our fault.
I see snake handlers in the Rose Garden and a ceremonial fire dance as that sinful Constitution burns while white robed faithful float away into the light.
I'm scared. This seems to be happening and I can't believe it.
Am I dreaming or is this real.
Has Karl Rove and his minions pulled the biggest scam in American history and pulled the Woolite over every one's eyes? Has America been hypnotized by a Palin drone and is McCain Able to stop this? I don't think so. It has a life of its own and the best we can do is let it burn out like the person who is running for Veep. Just another burnout from the backwoods that Rove must have encountered on a hunting trip for mousse.
I expect to see an ad soon that says we have a pal in Palin and God spelled backwards is Dog in lipstick.
Pinch me please - I gotta wake up. America is still out there isn't it?
p.s. The Vote is the Antidote.