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Future Faux and Sarah Palin

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"What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little."- Lord Byron.

Fox news has a new Anchorwoman to replace Hannity. It will be Palin and Combs when the dust clears after the November elections.

Little Sarah will sign a lucrative contract with the Fox, and leave her beloved Alaska for the bright lights and celebrity of Hollywood, or is that Atlanta. Unknown mayoral sportscaster to pundit in one election cycle is no small feat.

The "Feisty Mayor" will be her new nickname. "Barracuda" just won't do, Arnold holds the copyright to Governator and "the idiot" is too self deprecating.

Sarah can have a witchcraft segment on every episode and drive the evil Wiccans from their safe refuge in Salem Mass. She has her own "Witchinator" who I am sure would suspend his African torturing to make a few bucks at Fox.

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She could have a young earth segment and invite the creators of the Flintstones to give seminars on dinosaur technology the cavemen used. I loved their record players. she could could also sell dinosaur vacuum cleaners and dinosaur steam shovels.

She may not be able to think for herself but "by golly" she will be able to wear an earpiece, and mouth the Fox hate mantra with vim and vigor. She has already shown us, lying comes easy to her, so a slide into a Fox position of fifteen minutes of fame should work out well. Maybe she can come on after Huckabee?

Bay Buchanan will produce the show, and Bays' brother Patrick will lead a self flagellation segment every evening so the audience can atone for past and future sins. It will be a ratings giant for a couple of months and then fade into the echoes of confusion that the Fox weaves so well.

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