'ray, today is international water day!
Anyone who's any one owes it to water.
(Or was it yesterday? Let's see. Who's to say?)
Do cartwheels like a carnivalesquing otter!
Talking each to each, it's mostly water talking,
splishy splosh obesity jolly jelly laughs;
half-naked gazed-at girls round the pool, walking,
they're frisky bags of water, too, and prone to gaffes.
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But what I wonder is what we'll do if the crazies
get hold of the world water supplies and extort.
What if Big Oil becomes Big Water? Will hayseeds
rise up and revolt and toss their chains for a snort?
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You note: no one's bottling the desalinated stuff;
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