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Summer's Almost Over - Why Aren't We Dead?

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It's Noon on September 1st as I write these words on my laptop, wondering why I'm here to do this at all.

According to unconventional wisdom -- supposedly the best barometer of what's really happening now -- I shouldn't be here right now. I should be dead, somewhere: shot in the back of the head, lined up against the wall, gassed in an alley, or otherwise "euthanized" like all those people on the 9/11 planes that never really hit anything at all.

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And yet I feel so alive?

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Either that or incarcerated in a camp, or on the way to one? Somewhere out west there's a FEMA bunk, just waiting for little old me, or so they said. Where oh where could my gun-enforced ticket to the re-education resort be? I was so ready to chuck the bills and the job and spend my days on the government dime, too.

Maybe it got lost in the mail?

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And yet here I sit, sipping coffee and typing away. So I can't help but wonder what's gone wrong, now. Or if there was ever anything THAT wrong to begin with, come to think of it.

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J. Edward Tremlett is a lot of things, currently. He's back in the states after a seven-year stint in Dubai, UAE. He's been published in such diverse places as The American Partisan, the International American, The End is Nigh, Pyramid Magazine (more...)
 

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