When I saw the Donald on ol' SNL,
I verily wondered what in the hell?
Of course I'd heard the idea'd been hatched,
But due to Mex pressure would surely get scratched.
Only rednecks say he might be The Man,
With the tie, the hair, and ten-foot mouth-span.
But at NBC there was dough to be made,
And Trump pulled numbers that would easy put paid,
To doubts of another lucrative season,
Ratings that quashed the power of reason.
Yeah, he's a racist, but our best guys are on it.
They'll pour buckets of laughs and just drown it.