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Speaking in tongues = FRUITCAKE CENTRAL

I was reading about Sarah Palin and discovered that from the ages of 4 to 38 she attended an "Assembly of God" church, which is a bit ironic to me considering that I grew up being forced to attend an AOG church.  So just let me tell you this: AOG churches are for FRUITCAKES. They are crazy as crazy gets.  They interpret the Bible LITERALLY: they believe every single word is literally true.  Of course, this concept is IDIOTIC because if the King James version is literally 100% factual, then the numerous other versions can NOT be 100% factual.  For example, they believe Goliath was actually 10 feet tall, the earth was actually made in 7 days, Methuselah actually lived to be 969 years old, etc.  So don't even try to tell them the Bible is full of parables (even though Jesus used parables all the time) because that would make you an EVIL SINNER and then you will be spending all eternity burning in the lake of fire!

They also encourage members to 'preach in tongues' which basically means one person will babble some incoherent nonsense jibberish that God is supposedly channeling through them (just lke Ramtha).  Then when the channeling jibber jabber person stops their drama routine another person in the church will 'interpret' it in English so everyone hears 'God's message'.  Seriously, this crap always freaked me out big time.  They will dance around and jump up and down like they are having a seizure and it's all so phony it is hard to put into words.  Still, I would always laugh when a person would 'speak in tongues' for 10 minutes and then the 'interpretation' would last for 10 seconds (or vice versa).  

They tend to go to church on Sunday morning, Sunday night, Wednesday night and then any other night someone wants to have a 'prayer meeting'. 

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They like to 'lay hands' on each other while praying. And nothing gets them more excited than 'laying hands' on a SINNER while 'preaching in tongues' to 'cast out the demons'.  For example, I can remember when I was 4 years old and these weirdos would claim they 'saw a demon' -- but I never saw the demons.  They would claim they heard voices, but I never heard them.  So over time, you either play along and be quiet or you get your ass beaten.  Because after all, "God says sparing the rod will spoil the child," so they literally "beat Satan" out of you.  For instance, I quickly learned to not speak about any 'taboo subjects' around these people nor my parents so that I wouldn't get beaten as often.  

So why do I call her Sarah "Speaking in Tongues" Palin??  Because there is no way in the world she could have been the "leader of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes" and not done it (ALL leaders in the AOG church "Speak in Tongues").  Sure there may not be any video of it and maybe none of the witnesses will come forward to talk about it for fear it hurts her campaign, but I would bet every penny I have that she did it.  So what we need is a reporter with a brain to ASK her point blank:  

Mrs. Palin, do you now or have you ever "Spoken in Tongues?" 

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If someone can ask her that question then she may refuse to answer it, but there is no way she will lie about it because that would be a one way ticket straight to HELL! 




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