Hakeem Kowalski said, "Let's do a bar."
I said, "I'm not sure 'bout going that far.
"Death to Christians is all fine and well,
"And striking a blow and giving 'em hell,
"But blowing a bar's a pretty long leap,
"Me, all I want is to wake up the sheep."
But Hakeem insisted, in mosque and in park,
And he had a plan, the stuff, and the mark,
So I went along, I wrapped and I taped,
I stripped the wires, I bent, I shaped.
And when came the day to strike at the West,
Hakeem just smiled: "Please be my guest."