Obama: Welcome to the White House, Bernie. You don't know how lucky you are!
Sanders: You call getting sidelined by Hillary luck?
Obama: Depends on how you look at it: you'll stay a free man.
Sanders: How so? Isn't serving the American people the greatest thing anyone can do? I don't mind giving up a little free time to do that"
Obama: That's not the only thing you'd be giving up if you were the tenant here.
Sanders: And aren't you well protected by the Secret Service (SS"....)?
Obama: Oh sure, I'm even protected from my best instincts.
Sanders: Your 'best' instincts?
Obama: Yeah, the ones I developed under Davis and Alinsky.
Sanders: Your so-called 'Commie mentors'....?
Obama: Shh! The walls have ears!
Sanders: The White House walls?!!
Obama: You better believe it, bro.
Sanders: So the US Prez isn't the most powerful man on earth?
Obama: Are you kidding me?
Sanders: (moving closer) Can you tell me so the walls won't hear?