As an outsider -- I'm an American expat living in Japan -- I've had to seek out my own unique set of "insiders", individuals who have special access to the inner workings of the U.S. My most fruitful source of insider information has turned out to be an Latvian taxi driver based in Youngstown, Ohio who has a network of informers deep within the bowels of our opaque government machinery. His expert psychic talent plus the natural ability to see through both lead paint and building insulation, combine with his disarming knack for making light of any situation -- he has a sideline business as a stand-up comic at local area funerals -- to penetrate the most secure firewalls of secrecy put in place by the plutocrats and power brokers nestled in the Washington DC bubble. I've never met him in person but we talk regularly on Citizens Band radio (channel 7).
What he told me yesterday was shocking and left me nearly speechless. But speaking I am right now to share with you what I learned.
It doesn't matter who we vote for in the coming election for president!
This is not because as is commonly thought the electoral system is completely rigged. Rather, it's because whoever is elected will immediately be disappeared by the Deep State security agencies and replaced with a robot which you and I will not be able to detect is a fake. Then this deep-state controlled doppelganger will do and say what it is programmed to say and do. You and I will never be the wiser.
The NSA in conjunction with DARPA have been perfecting the science of anthro-robotics for this very purpose. The results are astonishing.
The Donald Trump prototype is already being street tested.
On the other hand, the Hillary Clinton robo-doppelganger has had some snags. The finest researchers at the facility are having trouble capturing some of the tics, outlandish facial expressions and seizures which have recently become her trademarks. After all, they've spent millions of dollars trying to emulate normal behavior, not that of a crazy person. Look at this video and you'll see what they're up against.
They've still managed to come up with an "early version" of what they are confident will be a very convincing President Clinton II simulation.
No one gives Jill Stein a chance in hell of winning the election. But the ever-cautious deep state robotics experts are taking no chances. This early mock-up appears to need a little fine tuning but I'm confident they'll get it right by inauguration day.
DARPA and the NSA have decided they can replace Gary Johnson with a washing machine jacked up with some artificial intelligence and nobody will know the difference. They are, however, having a little trouble keeping the feisty anthro-bot on message.
There you have it. Voting is a complete waste of time! Don't bother.
The good news is that the 23rd season of Dancing With The Stars will be showcasing such amazing talents as Amber Rose, Ryan Lochte, and Laurie Hernandez. It would appear that November 8th will be a good day to just stay home and watch TV.