Is your medical health stable? Are you currently free of drug or alcohol abuse?
Are you currently taking antidepressant medication?
Are you able to come to our Northwest Atlanta office for at least 8 weeks?
All eligible participants will receive study drug or placebo and study-related medical/psychiatric monitoring at no direct cost to them, as well as reimbursement for each completed visit."
Depressed? What could I be Depressed about? Sure, I'm unqualified to be the assistant manager at Monkey Joes playground, but I still have a ground floor opportunity to corner the fast growing field of street corner golf ball vending! This was listed as a job! A Business and Management job, why not say what they mean, "Wanted! Lab Rats!"
Okay, there's no reason to get tense, there are still lots of good jobs out there Michelle Bachman said so. Even if I'm not qualified for Monkey Joes, but man I shoulda gone to college!
Camp Bow Wow - Canine Care Manager
As a Camp Bow Wow associate, you will be joining XXX premier doggy day and overnight camp. Our vision is to provide a fun, safe and upscale environment for dogs to romp, play and receive lots of love and attention. We are seeking a candidate that enjoys working in a hands on team environment.
As the Canine Care Manager, your primary responsibility is the health and safety of the pets in our care. It is your responsibility to coordinate all daily activities within the camp environment.
Essential Job Functions:
à ‚¬ Demonstrate solid knowledge about dog care and dog care safety
à ‚¬ Maintain canine care standards
à ‚¬ Order and receive all dogs and supplies for the Camp office, and manage inventory levels
à ‚¬ Ensure positive customer experience
à ‚¬ Develop your team: coaching, training, performance reviews, etc.
à ‚¬ Employee scheduling
à ‚¬ Preparing of hours to be submitted for payroll
à ‚¬ Daily cash reconciliation
à ‚¬ Presentation of the Camp
à ‚¬ Maintain camp records and data entry
The job offers competitive pay which is of course a euphamism for low pay. I'd also get a discount on all Camp Bow Wow products and services, like I could afford a dog! I can see myself developing my coaching and training skills, Sit! Stay! Bad Dog!
I can see it now, my first day at a doggie camp,
9:00 AM to 9:45 AM - Canine archery
10:00 AM to 11:30 -" Canine canoeing
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