Market the Concept that's taking the
"GOLF INDUSTRY" by storm!
Sell the Worlds First and Only High Performance Eco-Friendly Golf Balls for only $1 per sleeve. The same identical sleeve that's now selling in PGA Superstores across America for $10 a sleeve!
This is NO misprint for a mere $30 tax deductible donation your customers receive $300 worth of PGA Tour quality golf balls your profit up to 200%.
*The hottest charitable fundraising program in America.
*The #1 preferred golf ball of Hollywood Celebrities and Professional Athletes.
*Official Golf Ball of AZ Cardinals Charities, AZ Coyotes, Fiesta Bowl, and the Phoenix Open to name only a few.
So If you see a guy standing on the street corner hawking golf balls, its me!
What a job! I send you $30 bucks and you send me a shipping crate full of golf balls? What the hell is an Eco-Friendly Golf ball anyway? I can see myself on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
"From his humble beginnings selling Eco-friendly golf balls door to door. Dave turned it in to an empire known round the world as "hey mister, wanna buy some eco-friendy golf balls?" I noticed that this company seems to be centered in Arizona, could this be the official golf ball of the anti-illegal alien movement? Could that be the meaning of eco-friendly? You can throw them across the border without fear of damaging the environment?
Remember folks, I saw it first.
Or perhaps your talents are better suited for the entertainment industry,
ASSISTANT MANAGER AT MONKEY JOES
We are all about kids having fun, jumping, sliding and playing in the best indoor playground you have ever seen. Kids come first and parents are a close second. Monkey Joe's is also about keeping kids healthy. We make exercising fun. We guarantee to burn off that excess energy before they leave Monkey Joe's. Rain or shine, there is not a better place to bring your kids than Monkey Joe's. It is the perfect place to come inside and still feel like your kids are getting all the fun of being outside.
Monkey Joe's teaches kids to play with other kids. They run, jump, slide, climb and most important laugh until they drop. Kids and parents are guaranteed to have a good time at Monkey Joe's.
But wait now, don't go getting your hopes up just yet, Monkey Joes won't hire just anyone. A high profile job at Monkey Joes requires standards, College Degree preferred, plus one to two years of experience. Monkey Joes wants the only the best and the brightest are willing to offer the right candidate the keys to the good life, with a starting salary of $8 to $9 dollars per hour. Sure it sucks, but it beats selling golf balls on the street corner.
Depressed?
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