And that's Clinton's trouble: she just has one speed.
For subtlety and humor she's the weakest of reed.
Just one good zinger would pop Don's balloon,
And expose him for once as big-mouth baboon.
But as always she'll charge like a bull at the cape,
Till Don sticks his foot out and makes her chin scrape.
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Bernie could do it, he'd know how to swipe,
He'd stick to his message and leave Don his tripe,
And not bother to answer his brassy sashay,
But just in case he'd like to go Reagan's way,
Here's a sharp comeback for him to harbor:
"That's great stuff, Don -- must come from your barber."
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