And that Ron Paul guy. Man, they can’t wait to get him out of here. If there’s anything they don’t need, it’s a straight talking anti-government fiscally conservative and responsible and not-so-ideological mind who just believes in what is. They remember the last time Bill Clinton tried to get them to understand the meaning of “is” and really they don’t want to go back to those days since that was the beginning of the end.
The media has chosen our candidates and so has our Democratic and Republican Leadership. The establishment and businesses have donated to PACs and as bundlers or individuals have told us they’ve been part of a groundbreaking “grassroots movement” yet all of us who are members of the working poor, middle class, indigenous, women, black, Latino, GLBT, and other groups who get ignored and disrespected in America are looking around wondering how that’s possible when we have yet to drop a penny on any of these losers.
And the candidates who are worth donating to aren’t even polling above 1%. Like we can really show blind faith and support someone? Our homes will foreclose and we’ll have to file bankruptcy again and we won’t be able to go get our STDs, weight problems, mental disorders, and cancers treated and we won’t be able to consume food and go shopping for video games and designer clothing and IPhones and IPods or the next greatest gadget.
What more, Diebold and others supplying voting machines would like to go now before anyone checks their latest voting machines out. These ones actually vote the opposite of what people vote and every 100th vote isn't counted. But if caught, they won't be able to make money off the sweet algorithm they've developed.
Nope it’s clear: Clinton/Obama on the Democratic side and Giuliani/Thompson on the Republican side.
And in a week or two following "our election," the media will have decided who will win between those two pairs and we’ll all be ready for our next four years of totalitarian rule to commense.
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