Titan does detainee prisons like Abu Ghraib. If interested, contact Lawrence Delaney, Anton Frederickson, Leslie A. Rose, John Drussendorfer, or CEO Gene Ray. Titan sends people who befriend military troops and offer them a way to have fun with running a prison. They play games like Put the Rope on the Penis, Pyramid, and Sparky, which involves watching a dog go after prisoners. It’s all great fun and when soldiers cannot enjoy it anymore, the civilian contractors let the soldiers be court-martialed and leave them to do all the talking about the fun they had. There’s also the important part where you get to interrogate terrorists, beat and abuse them, and make them do many different things naked for your enjoyment too. With so much fun being had, who wouldn’t want to go to war?
CACI joins Titan and DynCorp as another corporation that can get translators and helped run Abu Ghraib with Titan. CACI was hired to do information technology work for the department of the Interior.” CACI felt it could best do its database work within the friendly confines of Abu Ghraib and you have to admire a group that will just go into the fray with no worries whatsoever. If you want CACI to help, contact General Larry Welch, Barbara McNamara, Arthur Money, Herbert Anderson, or CEO JP London. All will gladly accept a contract as long as they aren’t dealing with the goons at Human Rights Watch.
The next administration may want to visit the war zone to see how the chaos is going and Blackwater is there to protect high-ranking government officials. Blackwater previously defended Paul Bremer in Iraq so that he could put in place the laws that allowed for corporations like Blackwater to become an integral part of Iraq forever. When he was done, Bremer left and Blackwater became bored and decided to shoot some people. It’s okay though. There’s nothing wrong with a little collateral damage. And it’s good to know they have no fear when it comes to shooting because you will always be protected if you ever choose to venture out of the Iran Green Zone. Just contact Erik Prince, Cofer Black, Chris Taylor, or Joseph Schmitz for any help you may need with protection. You might be able to find them in Washington, D.C. I hear they are touring their act around D.C. for hearings, committee meetings, and other various conferences.
Blackwater also has a flawless recruiting procedure which means people will always be there to protect the administration. Blackwater contractors tell military soldiers that their salary is amazingly high and that they make in a week what a soldier makes in a year. The soldiers think about their families and realize they would rather join up with Blackwater so they could do the same thing they are doing now for more money. In fact, often Blackwater and other companies take military jobs and do them instead because the more involved they are in the war effort the better the war’s chaos will go.
And even better is that with the help of the Alexander Strategy Group and patriots like John Warner, Duncan Hunter, and Rick Santorum you can hook up with these contractors whom Alexander Strategy Group are lobbying for. The group makes sure Congress does not get in the way of a good fun and chaotic conflict.
It would make sense to get Iraqis off the streets and put them to work rebuilding their government and their infrastructure that Saddam let deteriorate because he could not handle all the economic sanctions on him. But it makes even more sense to have a force of contractors who are not afraid of chaos and ready to make the most of it with each day. While our soldiers cry and moan about extended tours of duty, corporations like Halliburton and Blackwater are busting down the door, raping Iraqi women, and beating Iraqi men just so that they can keep the war going strong.
Contractors for chaos ensure you won’t ever have to say the “D” word to the American people. No, I don’t mean “deaths” or “destruction.” I mean, “draft.” You’ll never have to lead an administration that has to institute a draft. Also, if you have a limited amount of U.S. soldiers in Iraq but millions of armed contractor civilians, you'll never have to worry about bringing the troops home when those annoying anti-war crowds flare up and get in your way. All you have to tell them is Iran is just business as usual and move on with continuing America's hegemonic rule over the world.
With contractors like these, who needs a military?
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