The docs are hurting. All the OB/GYN docs are leaving. Some have left. The womenfolk are running after them. It can't be forever. Don't think that just because docs have three or four SUV's and a couple of homes on the beach and in the mountains that it is all fun and games for them.
Lot's of people are suing the docs. Its called irrigation. If we can stop the irrigation we can stop the suits. Docs don?t need suits. They have other clothes to wear. Its the ownership society. We need irrigation reform.
Anyone can have a Health Savings Account. All you need to do is sign up for a $10,000 deductible policy and have $5000 to open the account. So just sign up. Don't even know what you are signing because its safe as a crap shoot and you'll take it up the kazoo. Its as easy as 1-2-3, which is like counting single digit numbers starting at 1 and ending on the button at 3. It?s called ownership. Its America. Its rugged. Cause I'm from Texas, even though I passed through Greenwich, CT on the way, and stopped off at Yale and Harvard to nail things down, before I decided to talk funny like this.
I want you to think I am stupid because the stupid bird gets the worm and I'm the hen in the fox house, like you. Shrewd as a nickel. And as sharp as a blunt object.
The docs are hurtin'. We gotta help 'em. If all the OB/GYN docs leave town, what?s gonna happen to all the yeast infections. If you think bird flu or AIDS is a problem, ya haven?t seen yeast grow. Its like a blob. If we have that much yeast around it will affect the beer market. Heh, heh, heh.
So hop onto the wagon with your $5000 and get a deductible for $10,000. It means you can?t get sick until you are already sick and paid up with $10,000 of your own hard earned tax free money. Its is a good deal for everyone who will never have insurance of any kind.
And don't blame it on minimum wage. Anyone can live on $5.15 an hour if they apply themselves. Its hard work. And God is behind you. All it takes is God and working 3 jobs, living in the back seat of your car, and taking those math and science courses at the local college. So gas up that car and go to college. I did. And look at me.
We don?t want anyone suing the docs. So stop it. They are pestering me. Everyone who has a yeast infection here, "raise your hand". OK. Now stop applauding. OK. Now applaud. OK. Put your hands down. There. Its settled. Everyone wants to help the docs and get the Health Saving Account.
Everyone's hurtin' today. The drug companies too. Their drugs are triple and you get much more, that?s for sure. We're trying to get the price down. But they won?t listen. We watch them like a hawk. And they can raise the prices as much as they want but we?ll keep watching them. They can?t stop us. If you are elderly and you need prescription medications just check out my new Medicare Prescription Drug Plan Part D. It?s called Part D because A, B, and C were already taken. So we came up with D.
If you are old don?t worry. You won?t be around long so what?s the point. And you have my plan as a backup. The drug companies charge triple what they do in Canada but we can still cut the pills into thirds. All ya need is a good eye and a sharp knife.
We have a big program in Afghanistan to open up the heroin market. Its a success. They are now producing 90% of the worlds heroin drug traffic. Its another American success story. And it affects our kids too. Its good for America. We need competition. China isn?t going to take over our heroin production when we can get it directly from our friend and ally Afghanistan. Not while I?m President.
I took $12 billion away from the college student loan program. Some people say ?Why??. I say, ?Why not??. Besides college kids can?t be trusted. Would you trust a college kid with $12 billion of your money. I doubt they?ll ever pay it back. We can spend it in Iraq. And in Iraq it?s money well spent ?cause it?s for freedom and democracy, not partying in some frat house with a bunch of liberals. Christian colleges. That?s a different story. They got the faith. So we don?t tax ?em.
So lets all work together on all of this. It was good to see you today as I always have. The liberals don?t understand and it not their fault. They're using hindsight, not wisdom, like my teeth. Ya cant have 20/20 foreskin and expect to see anything in true prescription. 20/20 is 20 divided by 20 which equals 1. So what do liberals know anyway. That?s why we need more math and less science.
And God Bless America because you like to hear me say that. And why not today. You can't win an election without God. Try it. It will never fly. If you don?t say "God" people, like you, will start to think something is fishy, like I don?t like the Bible. And God was a fisherman if I remember right. He caught the Bible in the net and created good things from it. Just like I am trying to do, with the help of you, because we are all in this together.
And remember, 70 million Americans don?t have health insurance of any kind. They?re not poor either. They?re smart. Why have health insurance when you?re not sick and how sick can they be if they are still alive. If they?re alive they can work. If they can work they can work hard and do hard work. And if they can do hard work it can be for minimum wage. Hey, we can?t all be illegal Mexicans making $10 an hour. They come from far away places, like Mexico, to put bread on their table. So we can?t deny them. They?re our guests and can apply for the ?guest worker program? so they can sneak over the border and we won?t lay a glove on them. As long as they go deep into the heartland and enjoy America with the rest of Central America, China, India and wherever you come from. It?s a gravy train, so don?t miss it. Hop aboard.
So why have health insurance when you can own your own. We gotta help out the insurance CEO?s. They?re hurtin? buckaroos. They got big penguins when they retire but they can?t spend it ?till they finish with you, so let?s all help ?em, in the Spirit of New Orleans. If you want your health just vote Republican ?cause we?ll sell it to you, for a dime on the fraction, if ya know what I mean.
We?ve gotta a lot of work to do here in the heartland of America. We?ve got Multiplication Sclerosis to attack. And we have Parker Son?s Disease. That?s a downer ?cause ya shake all over. We can cure cancer in your lifetime, so live a long time so we can make it. And don?t get it or it will be over for you. AIDS too. I?m going to pay a lot of lip service to AIDS and my good friend Karl Rove told me to tell ya. I got a vision. It?s about the world. I call it the Vision of America. No one is sick. No one is poor. No one is stupid. No one is Black. And we are all happy about it. OK. You can stop applauding. Even that soldier with the one arm. Heh, heh, heh.
Lot's of people are suing the docs. Its called irrigation. If we can stop the irrigation we can stop the suits. Docs don?t need suits. They have other clothes to wear. Its the ownership society. We need irrigation reform.
Anyone can have a Health Savings Account. All you need to do is sign up for a $10,000 deductible policy and have $5000 to open the account. So just sign up. Don't even know what you are signing because its safe as a crap shoot and you'll take it up the kazoo. Its as easy as 1-2-3, which is like counting single digit numbers starting at 1 and ending on the button at 3. It?s called ownership. Its America. Its rugged. Cause I'm from Texas, even though I passed through Greenwich, CT on the way, and stopped off at Yale and Harvard to nail things down, before I decided to talk funny like this.
I want you to think I am stupid because the stupid bird gets the worm and I'm the hen in the fox house, like you. Shrewd as a nickel. And as sharp as a blunt object.
So hop onto the wagon with your $5000 and get a deductible for $10,000. It means you can?t get sick until you are already sick and paid up with $10,000 of your own hard earned tax free money. Its is a good deal for everyone who will never have insurance of any kind.
And don't blame it on minimum wage. Anyone can live on $5.15 an hour if they apply themselves. Its hard work. And God is behind you. All it takes is God and working 3 jobs, living in the back seat of your car, and taking those math and science courses at the local college. So gas up that car and go to college. I did. And look at me.
We don?t want anyone suing the docs. So stop it. They are pestering me. Everyone who has a yeast infection here, "raise your hand". OK. Now stop applauding. OK. Now applaud. OK. Put your hands down. There. Its settled. Everyone wants to help the docs and get the Health Saving Account.
Everyone's hurtin' today. The drug companies too. Their drugs are triple and you get much more, that?s for sure. We're trying to get the price down. But they won?t listen. We watch them like a hawk. And they can raise the prices as much as they want but we?ll keep watching them. They can?t stop us. If you are elderly and you need prescription medications just check out my new Medicare Prescription Drug Plan Part D. It?s called Part D because A, B, and C were already taken. So we came up with D.
If you are old don?t worry. You won?t be around long so what?s the point. And you have my plan as a backup. The drug companies charge triple what they do in Canada but we can still cut the pills into thirds. All ya need is a good eye and a sharp knife.
We have a big program in Afghanistan to open up the heroin market. Its a success. They are now producing 90% of the worlds heroin drug traffic. Its another American success story. And it affects our kids too. Its good for America. We need competition. China isn?t going to take over our heroin production when we can get it directly from our friend and ally Afghanistan. Not while I?m President.
I took $12 billion away from the college student loan program. Some people say ?Why??. I say, ?Why not??. Besides college kids can?t be trusted. Would you trust a college kid with $12 billion of your money. I doubt they?ll ever pay it back. We can spend it in Iraq. And in Iraq it?s money well spent ?cause it?s for freedom and democracy, not partying in some frat house with a bunch of liberals. Christian colleges. That?s a different story. They got the faith. So we don?t tax ?em.
So lets all work together on all of this. It was good to see you today as I always have. The liberals don?t understand and it not their fault. They're using hindsight, not wisdom, like my teeth. Ya cant have 20/20 foreskin and expect to see anything in true prescription. 20/20 is 20 divided by 20 which equals 1. So what do liberals know anyway. That?s why we need more math and less science.
And God Bless America because you like to hear me say that. And why not today. You can't win an election without God. Try it. It will never fly. If you don?t say "God" people, like you, will start to think something is fishy, like I don?t like the Bible. And God was a fisherman if I remember right. He caught the Bible in the net and created good things from it. Just like I am trying to do, with the help of you, because we are all in this together.
And remember, 70 million Americans don?t have health insurance of any kind. They?re not poor either. They?re smart. Why have health insurance when you?re not sick and how sick can they be if they are still alive. If they?re alive they can work. If they can work they can work hard and do hard work. And if they can do hard work it can be for minimum wage. Hey, we can?t all be illegal Mexicans making $10 an hour. They come from far away places, like Mexico, to put bread on their table. So we can?t deny them. They?re our guests and can apply for the ?guest worker program? so they can sneak over the border and we won?t lay a glove on them. As long as they go deep into the heartland and enjoy America with the rest of Central America, China, India and wherever you come from. It?s a gravy train, so don?t miss it. Hop aboard.
So why have health insurance when you can own your own. We gotta help out the insurance CEO?s. They?re hurtin? buckaroos. They got big penguins when they retire but they can?t spend it ?till they finish with you, so let?s all help ?em, in the Spirit of New Orleans. If you want your health just vote Republican ?cause we?ll sell it to you, for a dime on the fraction, if ya know what I mean.
We?ve gotta a lot of work to do here in the heartland of America. We?ve got Multiplication Sclerosis to attack. And we have Parker Son?s Disease. That?s a downer ?cause ya shake all over. We can cure cancer in your lifetime, so live a long time so we can make it. And don?t get it or it will be over for you. AIDS too. I?m going to pay a lot of lip service to AIDS and my good friend Karl Rove told me to tell ya. I got a vision. It?s about the world. I call it the Vision of America. No one is sick. No one is poor. No one is stupid. No one is Black. And we are all happy about it. OK. You can stop applauding. Even that soldier with the one arm. Heh, heh, heh.
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