We let them do constructive stuff and help us bomb Islamic,
And in return they whack our friends, which we find not so comic.
Any jerk can tell the diff' between moderate and thug:
The former have cool three-day beards, the latter bushy mug.
And then they go and say we're lax and bomb convoys to Turk,
Which we had just not seen before or we'd have done the work.
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Now they get all huffy saying, "A new Cold War's a-brew!"
Adding we're behind the scam and hoping them to screw.
Yet we've done but troop retreads, hot-waxing a few nukes,
Placing darts on Polish soil that target Iran kooks.
The new war games serve nothing but to calm the Slav persuasion,
Make them feel like real adults; do you call that invasion?
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