Was Osama bin Laden really there?

When he made his last vid, greatly diminished.

'Twas a bad hair day, and his arms barely moved.

Then two Mideast papers said his bucket got hooved,

This at the end of two thousand and one,

When George and Dick were just starting their fun.

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But before his end, OBL talked turk,

And said that Eleven was some other jerk:

"Not me, not Qaeda; I condemn the attacks,

I target soldiers, not Janies and Jacks."

And you've got to wonder why someone would pull

The hit of the century and then call it bull.

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But with Osama, you know, that's always the case:

DNA with no blood, a beard with no face.

Was his bacon saved by some Muslim voo-doo?

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