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The Next Deadly Pandemic: Rheumatoid Trumpitis

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Whatever the cause, RT is considered incurable, according to Dr OZ - and who is always right (unfortunately, a primary symptom of the disease) and may slowly but surely take over the world.

And while the cause of this particular condition is not known, what is evident is that it is spread by sheer force of obnoxious ego.

Missionaries have been sent to various third world countries, blaming the pandemic on Hillary Rodham Clinton and, of course, the gays. They tell the people that merely watching the two on television, in political speeches and performing in musicals such as Oklahoma!, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and South Pacific can trigger the condition.* Africa has been put on alert, allowing no one into its countries sporting rainbow-patterned shirts and foreigners whose initials are HRC.

The afflicted suffer from:

Symptom #2: The affinity to draw crowds of people who have paintings of clowns on black velvet in their trailer's loving room.

#3: Poor spelling and grammar - even in Spanish

#4: The belief that Donald Trump is not Elmer Gantry but a true savior.

#5: a tendency to confuse Donald trump with David Duke.

#6: Dining on tacos everyday while espousing affinity of Hispanics

#7: Keeping 1000 SP 18KT Gold Premium Metalic spray paint on hand - for that decorator urge, just in case.

#8: Asking for passports of everyone approaching them within a 125' radius.

#9: Referring to all daughters as having a "rack"

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