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The Next Deadly Pandemic: Rheumatoid Trumpitis

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#10: Having actually subscribed to Sarah Palin's Channel - afterit went defunct.

#11: Ending all arguments with "LOSER!"

#12: Believing that Donald Trump will obliterate left-wing Christian persecution (as if it actually existed)

#13: Swirling ten hairs atop their head for that cotton candy look (better done when bald).

#14: Unrelenting narcissism causing motor accidents (looking only into rear view mirrors)

#15: Claiming to have the worlds greatest memory (unless making a deposition in a lawsuit )

#16: Refusing to divulge your financial status while telling people you're obscenely rich.

#17: Supporting small businesses by not paying for their services.

#18: Having the I.Q. equivalent to that of a dead battery.

The animosity created by the disease will definitely result in wars, with everyone thinking that they are the center of the universe and should be listened to. The cacophony of bloviating alone will cause deafness. And while production of mirrors will be at an all time high, the supply will not meet the demand - violence and looting will erupt. Shards of broken mirrors will henceforth be kept in elaborate reliquaries.

Although there is no known cure, the preventative - or PreP - exists, but it is severe:

Tuning out all media until after November 8, 2016.

Good Luck.

*The same goes for every SNL sketch ever written as well as every Stephen Colbert appearance.

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