Russian President announced that the new ICBMs located in Venezuela will not target the US but instead will target Chechnya.
8. She-ism.
Hillary Clinton is thrillled by the Iranians. 'They are She-its. They worship women,'-she said.
9. Immunity
Leon Panetta announced that the former CIA torturers will not be tortured by the new ones.
10. Fashions
Michelle Obama had opened her new line of clothes Fashion of Depression. Featured are strapless bras, multiusage panties and stainless steel stiletto heels.
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