So, that's our future, but what about right now? What to do with all those useless iPads? I've tried cafeteria tray, square Frisbee, snowboard for cats, nothing works.
Then my charitable instincts kicked in. I donated it to Haiti. They sent it back. Said they had no use for it.
"Really?" I asked. "Not even as a mouse pad?" "No," they said. "Why should our mice live better than us?"
I finally shredded mine and donated the flakes to Vancouver. I heard a rumor online that they were hurting for something shiny and slippery.
I gotta go now. This is Valentine's day, a time for lovers, roses and chocolate kisses. I just got a tweet from the amazing woman who has blessed me with her presence in my life all these years and I think I'm about to get lucky!
"Gt rdy, big boy, I'm gnna rck your vir2al wrld Sndy!"
You don't have to tell me twice. I've got my iPud on the charger as we speak. I can't risk running out of juice before she reaches iGasm. She might defriend me.
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