Is proud First Woman astride the House White.
All fine and well, but we've had it to here,
With Womanly firsts and their soggy dull cheer.
For a one-eyed dwarf would I happily vote,
If (s)he'd cut defense and James Clapper demote.
Of her time as SecState she has nothing to brag,
With zero success and six fails in her bag:
Iraq is worse and there terror's a-rising.
Afghan as well and with Talib up-sizing.
Libya was fine till she foisted a mess,
Syria as well till she gave it her best..
Relations with Russia are now badly upset,
Despite our Hillary and her famous "reset."
China has stiffed us and turned to its west,
For business with Europe and to get some rest