Lacking a strong candidate, the Dems need to rob:
Rob the election, which went well the last time,
Though odd ballots and dead voters tasted of lime,
But media mavericks served up "Big Lie" stew,
Which like "the Cloud" was a rhetorical coup.
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And along with the coup and ham-fisted Dem stuff,
Like Ukraine and support for an Israel so rough,
Kam' looks and sounds like Joe Biden 2.0,
Not that The Orange is a winner, although
He wants to end the Uke war before it turns nuke,
To save his properties and then maybe Dubuque.
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Yes, the choice this year is between orange and brown,
Could this election poss'bly be more dumbed-down?
Grin or scowl, pants suits or suits, bombast or shell:
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