Diary: Who Ya Gonna Call?

PICKLES! Come on down.... Laura Pickles Bush hit the Sunday talk-show circuit, armed with what the Washington Post assures us is her 82-percent approval rating, to defend the barbaric, mean-spirited, genocidal policies of her husband, The Decider. Like a wind-up Barbie doll, she pooh-poohed the idea that Bush's 31-percent rating had anything to do with how people viewed him -- everybody still has total confidence in him, she said. It's just that the United States is facing so many hard, really really hard, difficulties that people are unhappy. Catapulting the propaganda that Bush faced only massive, unprecedented challenges -- not just one, but many, many of them -- she cited the "huge area of destruction after Hurricane Katrina," before adding "...and a war on terror." She told Fox News it was hard work setting up a domestic surveillance program and collecting information on personal telephone calls in the United States. Real hard work, and The Decider has to make decisions on everything. That's why people are unhappy. Ya think? "People know that he is doing what he thinks is right for the United States," she said, stifling a giggle, then assures us that she "travels around the country" and "sees" people. She "sees" flag-waving, ticket-holders to rigidly controlled vetted audiences at The Decider's photo ops, and she "sees" their response" to him. Makes her proud. Really really proud. Poor Pickles. She should see the people I see...