Yes we can, stalk the moderate Taliban
Flying around our killer drones
Bombing people In their homes,
Ain't really that great a plan;
Let's hunt for the moderate Taliban.
Maybe we can bribe some more liberal guys,
Those without international ambitions.
Then we'll wait for alqueda to fail,
By the process of attrition.
Let them have their Shia law.
They can be just like before;
But the coalition of the willing
Does not find this whole thing thrilling.
Who are we to change their ways,
If they make alqueda go away?
Open-mindedness sometimes works;
And we are getting whipped by these jerks.
Nothing's worse
than where we are heading.
Hell, I might dig a
Good beheading.
They might love the electric chair
Or our lethal injection
Might catch on there
We can leave
With a "just peace,"
Claim victory in the war on drugs
And leave the dealing to the warlords and the thugs.
Let them have their honor killing;
There is no real harm if
They are willing
To negotiate
For season tickets to the beheadings.
I wonder what we were ever really dreading?
Yes we can, stalk the moderate Taliban
Flying around our killer drones
Bombing people In their homes,
Ain't really that great a plan;
Let's hunt for the moderate Taliban.
Maybe we can bribe some more liberal guys,
Those without international ambitions.
Then we'll wait for alqueda to fail,
By the process of attrition.
Let them have their Shia law.
They can be just like before;
But the coalition of the willing
Does not find this whole thing thrilling.
Who are we to change their ways,
If they make alqueda go away?
Open-mindedness sometimes works;
And we are getting whipped by these jerks.
Nothing's worse
than where we are heading.
Hell, I might dig a
Good beheading.
They might love the electric chair
Or our lethal injection
Might catch on there
We can leave
With a "just peace,"
Claim victory in the war on drugs
And leave the dealing to the warlords and the thugs.
Let them have their honor killing;
There is no real harm if
They are willing
To negotiate
For season tickets to the beheadings.
I wonder what we were ever really dreading?
Yes we can, stalk the moderate Taliban
Flying around our killer drones
Bombing people In their homes,
Ain't really that great a plan;
Let's hunt for the moderate Taliban.
Maybe we can bribe some more liberal guys,
Those without international ambitions.
Then we'll wait for alqueda to fail,
By the process of attrition.
Let them have their Shia law.
They can be just like before;
But the coalition of the willing
Does not find this whole thing thrilling.
Who are we to change their ways,
If they make alqueda go away?
Open-mindedness sometimes works;
And we are getting whipped by these jerks.
Nothing's worse
than where we are heading.
Hell, I might dig a
Good beheading.
They might love the electric chair
Or our lethal injection
Might catch on there
We can leave
With a "just peace,"
Claim victory in the war on drugs
And leave the dealing to the warlords and the thugs.
Let them have their honor killing;
There is no real harm if
They are willing
To negotiate
For season tickets to the beheadings.
I wonder what we were ever really dreading?
Yes we can, stalk the moderate Taliban
Flying around our killer drones
Bombing people In their homes,
Ain't really that great a plan;
Let's hunt for the moderate Taliban.
Maybe we can bribe some more liberal guys,
Those without international ambitions.
Then we'll wait for alqueda to fail,
By the process of attrition.
Let them have their Shia law.
They can be just like before;
But the coalition of the willing
Does not find this whole thing thrilling.
Who are we to change their ways,
If they make alqueda go away?
Open-mindedness sometimes works;
And we are getting whipped by these jerks.
Nothing's worse
than where we are heading.
Hell, I might dig a
Good beheading.
They might love the electric chair
Or our lethal injection
Might catch on there
We can leave
With a "just peace,"
Claim victory in the war on drugs
And leave the dealing to the warlords and the thugs.
Let them have their honor killing;
There is no real harm if
They are willing
To negotiate
For season tickets to the beheadings.
I wonder what we were ever really dreading?
Yes we can, stalk the moderate Taliban
Flying around our killer drones
Bombing people In their homes,
Ain't really that great a plan;
Let's hunt for the moderate Taliban.
Maybe we can bribe some more liberal guys,
Those without international ambitions.
Then we'll wait for alqueda to fail,
By the process of attrition.
Let them have their Shia law.
They can be just like before;
But the coalition of the willing
Does not find this whole thing thrilling.
Who are we to change their ways,
If they make alqueda go away?
Open-mindedness sometimes works;
And we are getting whipped by these jerks.
Nothing's worse
than where we are heading.
Hell, I might dig a
Good beheading.
They might love the electric chair
Or our lethal injection
Might catch on there
We can leave
With a "just peace,"
Claim victory in the war on drugs
And leave the dealing to the warlords and the thugs.
Let them have their honor killing;
There is no real harm if
They are willing
To negotiate
For season tickets to the beheadings.
I wonder what we were ever really dreading?
