On day a frog walks into the Treasury department and asks for the department of loan/bailouts. The receptionist directs him to the office of Paddy Whack on the 2nd floor.
“Good morning Mr. Frog, what can I help you with?” Paddy inquires.
“I would like a 27 million dollar loan/bailout for my large financial concern in Dallas.” He says.
“Well Mr. Frog, have you any collateral?” “Why yes I do, you see I have here a small wood Elephant given to me by my father.”
Paddy says, “Mr. Frog, that’s hardly enough collateral for a 27 million dollar loan/bailout.”
“Please see what your boss secretary Paulson thinks, he knows my father, Mick Jager.”
SO, Paddy Whack goes up to the 34th floor and says to Secretary Paulson, “Sir, Mr. Frog wants to borrow $27,000,000 and all he has for collateral is this wooden elephant, he says you know his father.”
Secretary Paulson says. “That’s a knick-knack Paddy Whack give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone.”
