27 Articles

Monday, October 12, 2009
Obama's Down-Payment Nobel Prize - What's Next?
Talk about "right sentiment, wrong action." Who else is going to get an award based on what they COULD do instead of what they HAVE DONE?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Summer's Almost Over - Why Aren't We Dead?
(4 comments) I'm disappointed. I thought this was going to be the summer we all died at the hands of Big Brother, but he doesn't seem to have arrived, or even shown his hand. You don't suppose we were... mistaken? (or just bloody paranoid)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009
"Earthers" Accuse Obama of Being an Alien
(5 comments) Move over "Birthers"- "" a hot, new conspiracy is here, and it wants a sample of the President's DNA.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
The BNP Goes to Brussels
Again we see how fear and loathing form a powerful political tool when coupled with a bad economy and a leadership that can do anything but lead. England may be in shock at having sent racists to represent it in the EU, but if they'd paid more attention to how the BNP gets its votes, and spent less time demonizing them, this might not have happened.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Right Wing "Tiller was a Nazi" Rhetoric Fails History Test
(4 comments) The Nazis were both pro-abortion and pro-life. They were NOT, however, pro-choice. That's the lesson we should take from the Third Reich.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Doom and Gloom for the Dumb and the Glum
(132 comments) Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they ARE out to get you -- It might just mean that you're paranoid. It's time for the thinking Left to unshackle themselves from the paranoid Duopoly-merchants in their midst and remember how change happens.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009
New Paper Proves "Cookie Monster" Shot JFK
(8 comments) "Tell me, who are the assassins in your neighborhood?" Did a conspiracy researcher just solve the most perplexing conspiracy of our time (other than that pesky 9/11 thing)? Tim Foil blows the lid off the JFK assassination by pointing a long, accusing finger at a certain street.

Monday, January 19, 2009
Time to Say Goodbye
(1 comments) In which we bid a "fond" farewell to Bush and company, their friends, and some of their enemies. Goodbye, good riddance and good luck to the lot of them.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Israel: The Big Question No One Wants to Answer
(51 comments) At what point will it be considered acceptable by the international community for Israel to defend itself against terrorist attacks, and take the fighting to the front door of its sworn enemies? How long must Israel be pushed before it can be allowed to push back?

Tuesday, December 23, 2008
We Should be Cautious of Caroline Kennedy
(2 comments) It would seem that a cult of personality has erupted around JFK's daughter. With respect to those who can't think of a reason why NOT to appoint her, I have to say that we really can't be certain that we should. Can be please not further a political dynasty just to please the starry-eyed and overly-credulous? And can we please recognize that she's best suited to be where she is, doing what she does?

Thursday, November 6, 2008
Tips for Conservatives Fleeing the Country
(18 comments) A few pointers for those hardcore conservatives who would rather "cut and run" than stay home in a Democrat-controlled country. Why settle for Canada? (Though you may want to pretend you came from there...)

Thursday, September 11, 2008
Hillary Supporters for McCain: A Democratic False Flag Op?
(4 comments) I ask only because, while the Internet is a great place for stupid people to meet up, the timing seems too nearly choreographed for my liking. And this seems too ridiculous for Karl Rove Republicans to touch with a ten foot pole, so of course the Democrats are probably to blame.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Sarah Palin and Harriet Miers - Separated at Vetting?
Picked for her gender? Not really selected with care? Why does this sound so... familiar?

Wednesday, May 7, 2008
The BNP - As Bad as You Think They Are
(15 comments) Now that the British National Party has actually gotten somewhere in its drive to win respectability, and elections, it's time to pull the curtain away from the propaganda and reveal them for what they were, and still are -- White Separatists with a racist agenda.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008
MSU-YAF + Anti-Muslim Professor = Embarrassment all around
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. When will MSU's token Anti-Muslim Professor learn to put a cork in it? And when will MSU YAF?

Monday, January 7, 2008
What the Candidates SHOULD Be Asked, But Won't
(8 comments) What if you could commandeer the talking heads and make them ask what YOU wanted? Here's my list. Now all I need are psychic powers...

Thursday, October 25, 2007
MSU YAF to Bring BNP's Nick Griffin to Speak
How has MSU YAF decided to prove they're not a hate group? By bringing a racist, anti-Semitic Holocaust denier to campus, of course. (Where's David Horowitz when you need him?)

Wednesday, September 26, 2007
An Open Letter to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (from '05)
(17 comments) Something I wrote to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad back in 2005, that's still relevant today - Mr. President, shut your face and help our shared children have a future.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007
MSU YAF To Sue SPLC Over "Hate Group" Classification?
Is MSU's branch of Young Americans for Freedom a hate group? They don't think so. But the evidence seems compelling...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007
The Dilbert Deception
(2 comments) Did Scott Adams, Dilbert's creator, help W "squelch" a "bad idea" with humor?

Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Girl Dragged in Christian Boot Camp - Air Force Evangelism in Action?
(7 comments) Is there a connection between physically abusive conditions at a Christian 'boot camp' and mentally abusive conditions at the Air Force Academy? Maybe.

Friday, August 10, 2007
Dr. Pipes on Banning Burqas
(3 comments) Dr. Pipes - "Middle East Scholar" - think we should ban all-covering Muslim attire. I think he's revealing a little too much himself, here...

Saturday, June 16, 2007
McJobs, Big Business and the OED
(2 comments) If you control the meaning of words, you control the language. Would you like fries with that?

Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Confessions of a Useful Idiot
(6 comments) They say confession is good for the soul. Here's mine - I was in favor of attacking Iraq.

Monday, April 2, 2007
Newt It To Me One More Time
The real story about Newt Gingrich's finally admitting his adultery isn't what he said, but whom he said it to. Yet another piece in the puzzle of the man has been unwittingly revealed, and we should all be wary.

Friday, March 2, 2007
Duncan Hunter: Questionable Candidate, Worse Advisors
(2 comments) Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) seems a long shot for the President. But he's hurting his already-slim chances by having a poisonous campaign adviser on board. Does he stand behind Dr. Henry Jordan's big, Muslim-hating mouth?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Disingenuous Dinesh
Dinesh D'Souza seems amazed by the Left's "hysterical" response to "The Enemy At Home." But why isn't he more concerned about the equally-harsh reaction from the Right?