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Conceived on west coast,born on east coast,returned to northwest spawning grounds. Never far from water. Degree in biology, minor: socio/psychology. Nature-oriented. Building trades,marine carpentry, Army social worker,now tavern owner. Interests: writing,photography,art,world events, my old surfboard. Lucky to travel world. Wonderful wife and son.

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51 Articles

Monday, January 2, 2012
Ken Kesey--Lessons For Occupy Movement
(3 comments) By his statements on resistance and fascism, does author Ken Kesey really believe the Occupy Movement cannot change the world?--Or is the Trickster using slight of hand to achieve his goals?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Portland Occupies Shemanski Park. Police Wage War of Attrition. 19 Arrests. March Goes On.
(1 comments) Portland occupies new park, is evicted, marches, and occupies again. Who will be more resilient--the people or the police?

Sunday, November 20, 2011
Occupy Bank of America. Oh, What a Feeling!
(1 comments) Occupy Portland peacefully occupies Bank of America Complex

Friday, November 4, 2011
Occupy Portland March
(1 comments) Video of Occupy Portland March

Thursday, October 13, 2011
Occupy Portland--Phallic Banks--a Closer Look
(4 comments) During the Occupy Portland march, Wells Fargo bankers watch from their phallic Fort Knox.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Afghanistan to Erect Monument Honoring American Soldiers
(2 comments) Afghans will erect monument out of big pile of money, stick Afghan flag in middle,and call it DUSK: DEAD UNITED STATES KIDS.

Thursday, April 28, 2011
Rough and Ready Teddy Roosevelt No Birther.
Trump and the Birthers are an embarrassment to what it means to be an American.

Monday, March 21, 2011
Japan. May Grandfather Bring Back Rainbows. ----本 -"月 祖父 塩水
(7 comments) Watercolor artist Umberto Brunelleschi captures the Japanese Spirit. Maybe only water could.

Friday, January 14, 2011
Afghan Road to Hell Paved with Rubicon Intentions.
(4 comments) Back in the 70's, I traveled overland to Asia. For me, Afganistan stands out like a gimbal on a geographic merry-go-round. Maybe the cold air condensed my memory into pure, optical, primal focus, as recalled with verbal imagery. Anyway, here goes:

Saturday, December 11, 2010
Indian Butch reveals White Cat Vision: Grinch Who Stole Christmas Steals Obama's Soul. Gonads Really Mummified Hairballs
(1 comments) Indian Butch's Shamanic Powers reveals Obama's Cat in the Hat Tax Trick.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Worshipping the Water Buddha
(2 comments) In water, everyone can fly, said Aqua Buddha. Only on land, do the crippled have consensus.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010
COLD
(2 comments) Drone, cold-blooded, seeks warm blood. poem

Saturday, October 30, 2010
Spirit of 1934. Teabag Distemper. Has Anything Changed?
(10 comments) A 1934 cartoon of the Dark Man captures the consciousness, hidden agenda, and fear-driven brainwashing of the Teabag Party.

Saturday, October 30, 2010
Spirit of 1934. Teabag Distemper. Has Anything Changed?
(1 comments) A 1934 cartoon of the Dark Man captures the consciousness, hidden agenda, and fear-driven brainwashing of the Teabag Party.

Monday, October 4, 2010
Johnny Cash-Jimi Hendrix--Folsom Teabag Blues
(3 comments) Purty little lovesong, Teabag, sing-a'long, theme song, can't be wrong.

Friday, September 24, 2010
Welcome to Afghanistan. Middle of Nowhere. Part V
(1 comments) Beautiful women, dusty mirages, dirt roads. Bare essentials for a vacuum packed Valhalla.

Saturday, August 21, 2010
Your Car is Stolen. Welcome to Afghanistan. Part III
(1 comments) Many paths (and two way mirrors) lead into the Afghan maze, but only a few lead out.

Saturday, July 31, 2010
Your Car is Stolen. Waiting for Godot. In Afghanistan. Part 2
In Afghanistan, the equation is simple--Life means nothing; death is eternal. Loneliness dominates the landscape.

Friday, July 30, 2010
Your Car is Stolen. Waiting for Godot. In Afghanistan. Part 2
(2 comments) In Afghanistan, the equation is simple--Life means nothing; death is eternal. Loneliness dominates the landscape.

Thursday, July 15, 2010
Your car is stolen. Welcome to Afghanistan. Where Yes means No. Part 1.
(3 comments) Afghanistan has a way of taking you by surprise. Any nation that tries to impose its will, likely will end up stepping, in some hypnotic trance, to ritual ragas and Pashto attans, and wonder what narcotic in the air, induced such a dance.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010
BP Tops Tower of Babel. God Gives Up. Rare Photo of Heaven's Gate.
(8 comments) With a final blow to the balance of nature, royal roughnecks kill America's delicate estuaries, thus provoking God's wrath.

Monday, February 22, 2010
My Grandmother's Orphanage
In 1957, My Grandmother, at age 63, decided to run an orphanage in Wheeling, West Virginia.

Saturday, December 5, 2009
Obama to Finish Job in Afghanistan--Bush Snow Job--Cold Day in Hell
(2 comments) Teaching American kids to kill Afghans for peace is a stupid idea, whether Randi Rhodes likes it or not.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Jesus Broke Bread--We Bomb Bread Makers.
(4 comments) Afghanistan' "Flour" Children--Kick'em when they're up; kick'em when they're down.

Saturday, October 24, 2009
Iraqi Nights
(4 comments) Fighting them over there, but the war comes home.

Saturday, October 10, 2009
Ken Doss, Khe Sanh. Part 1.
(6 comments) The only remnant left of Ken Doss, my first drinking buddy, is a 1968 photo of Vietnam.

Saturday, October 10, 2009
Hostile Takeover of Health Care
Not so long ago, most of America's health care companies were nonprofit. Then along came Wall Street. Maybe some guerrilla marketing is due?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Jesus, the Joker, and Dead Guy Ashtray
(15 comments) Can Jesus, a joker, and a dead guy triangulate in an Oregon tavern? Apparently.

Monday, July 13, 2009
Kathmandu--World's Youngest Republic--Part 2
(4 comments) Nepal is a nascent republic, and offers a thumbnail example of how social and economic inequity can lead to revolution.

Thursday, June 18, 2009
Ramadan in Zahedan. Terror Strikes IRAN
(4 comments) Zahedan, Iran, as it looked in 1975; today, a city of terror.

Sunday, June 14, 2009
What Bees Want. Save the Clover, Save the Bees.
(13 comments) Simple weeds seem to be what bees want.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Abram Hoffer, Canadian Physician, Orthomolecular Pioneer, and Challenger of Pharmaceutical Industry, dies at age 91.
(5 comments) The world loses Dr.Abram Hoffer, internationally recognized physician, researcher, and beloved patient advocate.

Thursday, June 4, 2009
Desert Chic?--or Death in the Dunes? Obama Walks a Fine Line.
(1 comments) Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan--A whole lot of hating going on.

Sunday, May 10, 2009
Quoth the Pig Part 3. Fat as Hell and Not Taking It Anymore
(2 comments) Up To Our Asses in Alligators and other Pig Phobia

Thursday, April 30, 2009
Swine Flu Visual Manifestation. Crap Circle, Manure Madonna, or Weeping Pig?
(4 comments) Weeping Hog Madonna

Thursday, April 16, 2009
The Last Afghan: Dark Dog of Death
(9 comments) Why are there no Afghan Hounds in Afghanistan?

Saturday, April 4, 2009
Quoth the Pig Nevermore. Part 2. Porkers of the World Unite! Mail Chauvinist Pig
(4 comments) /THEN from the moorland, by misty crags, with God's wrath laden, Grendel came. The monster was minded of mankind now.

Monday, March 30, 2009
Quoth the Pig "Nevermore" by Edgar Allan Wayne: Pig Over Australia and Economic Blues--Part 1
(3 comments) Grendel killed more, blinded by sin, he felt no remorse. BEOWULF

Saturday, March 21, 2009
When Hippies Ruled the World. It's the Bell Bottoms, Stupid.
(2 comments) Next time you take a few days off, try overthrowing the government. We did.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Most Miserable City in America: My Home Town
(6 comments) It ain't easy being Number One. In fact, sometimes, it's just plain miserable.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Oh Israel. Oh Exodus. God's Chosen Goddesses
(20 comments) Sisters, soldiers, and shalom; peace can be a pixelated perspective.

Sunday, February 22, 2009
Mideast Peace Hard Nut to Crack
Squirrel exchange program works wonders in the Promised Land.

Thursday, February 19, 2009
Tribal Sisters Guard Dungeon Doors
Tribal family tension on the Pak Afghan Border

Saturday, February 14, 2009
Tribal Girls on Pak-Afghan Border
(3 comments) Kuchi women and girls from Pakistan's Tribal Frontier

Tuesday, February 10, 2009
My Photo of Afghan Life Between the Bombs
(1 comments) Old Man look at your life, you're a lot like me...Neil Young

Thursday, February 5, 2009
My photo of Afghan on road to Kyber Pass from Pakistan
(4 comments) Last place in the world

Sunday, January 18, 2009
Bush Exiled to Isle of St. Helena
Dubya does exile

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Palin Can See Japan
Only water stands between Governor Palin and the world.

Friday, September 26, 2008
Alaska's Russian Moose Threat
(2 comments) By killing Russian Moose that are swimming across the Bering Strait, Governor Sarah Palin is single-handedly saving America.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Alaskan Mentality
(1 comments) Alaskan mentality, beautiful on the outside, strip mined on the hillside.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Are You a Neurophobe?
Neurophobe--a word that combats people who use cruel or denigrating language or action toward people with neurological challenges, and places the stigma back on the abuser, where it belongs.