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Conceived on west coast,born on east coast,returned to northwest spawning grounds. Never far from water. Degree in biology, minor: socio/psychology. Nature-oriented. Building trades,marine carpentry, Army social worker,now tavern owner. Interests: writing,photography,art,world events, my old surfboard. Lucky to travel world. Wonderful wife and son.
Saturday, November 12, 2011 Be Angry At The Sun (3 comments)
Poem by Robinson Jeffers with a rhythm that fits the day.
Saturday, November 12, 2011 Occupy Portland, Oregon 99'er Showdown (2 comments)
The Mayor of Portland, Oregon plans to shut down Occupy Portland at midnight, tonight (12:01 Sunday) or Saturday night.
Friday, October 7, 2011 Occupy Portland Peacekeeper
Woman prepares volunteers for Peacekeeping roles in Occupy Portland march.
Friday, October 7, 2011 Occupy Portland: Bankers Afraid of Kittens. (6 comments)
Marching in Occupy Portland, Oregon, I came across a lot of people concerned about their country...and a few bankers.
Friday, October 7, 2011 Occupy Portland (5 comments)
Occupy Portland, distilled into one picture (more to come).
Thursday, September 8, 2011 Republican Debate. Showdown at No-K Corral (1 comments)
The Last Supper at Dennys? Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? The Three Caballeros,Plus? Pink Panther Pompadours? Three Stooges Times Three or So? Shop Teachers Take Over the World? Words fail me. Airplane Four?
Thursday, January 20, 2011 Sarah Palin, Queen of the Bullet Points, and the Killer Penguins. (4 comments)
Today, January 20, 2010 is National Penguin Awareness Day, a day that brings joy and penguin appreciation, regardless of one's particular partisan penguin bent.
Thursday, October 21, 2010 Taking Applications for Aqua Buddha
We can all strive to be Aqua Buddha, immersed in a fluid universe, and vestigial fins will arise.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010 The Junkie Song (2 comments)
Ich Ein Junkie
Tuesday, October 19, 2010 The Dangers of Rand Paul's Aqua Booty Cult. (2 comments)
Even the Aqua Buddha body is 61.8% water. Fat tissue, however, does not have as much water as lean tissue. What is the Buddha and Rand Paul really trying to say?
Thursday, October 14, 2010 Indian Butch's Amazing White Light Cat Soul (2 comments)
Egyptians worshipped cats, and included them in tombs of mummified pharoahs. Perhaps, this photo I snapped shows why.
Friday, September 3, 2010 Your Car is Parked. Welcome to Afghanistan Part IV (2 comments)
Bureaucracy, I believe, was born in Afghanistan. With a thousand small strokes, worthy of artistic genius, they slay the collective mindset of the speedy corporate clock.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010 Mosque from the Black Lagoon (1 comments)
Not since Boris Karloff broke out of the dissecting room, has America faced such a monstrous threat to the well being of every patriot, preamble, and amended facsimile thereof, in god's name we pray to the Constitutional building codes
Thursday, August 19, 2010 Target is Off Target. (4 comments)
MoveOn.org does a creative video about Target's Corporate Abuse Contribution to Right Wing Candidates.
Thursday, August 12, 2010 Burn a Car. Meet your Neighbor.
Blazing infernos are effective, but I would not recommend them, as icebreakers for community events.
Monday, May 17, 2010 What BP Worry? (1 comments)
Hideous image of what Native Americans call Godzilla Spirit of Black Devil surfaces in Gulf.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 Halliburton Gulf Oil Spill Conspiracy (5 comments)
Destroying the wild shrimp harvest means big bucks for multinational shrimp farms in Asia
Monday, March 15, 2010 Health Plan Fails Sniff Test; Flatulent Whiff of Lowered Expectation.
Merle the Wonder Mule surpasses Edgar Cayce in a prophetic, if not prostatic, examination of the congressional health care reformatory package, a movie sure to be opening near you, definitely with no GP ratings. Sorry, moms.
Saturday, March 13, 2010 Beauty and the Mosque (4 comments)
Back in my traveling days, when pterodactyls flew in formation, I traveled the middle east. Some things never change. Some things never should.
Friday, September 25, 2009 Dead Fisherman Guy 5 (4 comments)
No one knows knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men--but the Dead Fisherman Guy...has no nose.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 DEAD FISHERMAN GUY. Uncharted Comic Tale. (3 comments)
No one knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men...but the Dead Fisherman Guy's heart...was eaten by a shark.
Thursday, May 7, 2009 Just Say No To WaterBoaring (5 comments)
Even though Condi likes Clawfoots, WaterBoaring is an inhumane practice, that treats humans like swine. WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!!!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 Stop Cell Phone Slaughter (2 comments)
How radio advertisers' use of cell phone ring tones to get listeners' attention puts drivers in a lethal state of inattention, and in all likelihood leads to increased highway fatalities
Monday, August 22, 2011 Super Bug--No Guts No Glory.
A vision of the future is not for the faint of heart. To the victor, the spoils! Onward to glory!
