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Mind altering substance slimes national airwaves: Viewers still recovering

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It is time for me to pick up the phone and call the doctor. Something is seriously wrong with my brain and I think the massive quantities of Ohio River water that I have been forcing myself to drink may have something to o with it.


I say this, because I think I may have been hallucination for the past 24 hours. Water poisoning. Drowned brain cells. Film at Eleven.


Yesterday, as I finished my news broadcast and headed toward the facilities, I happened to spy a broadcast of that cable news channel. And, it scared the liver and lights out of me.


It seemed as if every coiffed talking head who could slap another journo upside the head and steal his or her microphone was standing in front of the camera pontificating about impeachment.. Suddenly, I was looking at the “Impeachment Channel”.


The political smörgåsbord, replete with resolute senators and congress kritters was suddenly brimming with backbone and resolve. Yes, it was happening. They said so. Man, I felt the earth move.


Wow! Has America finally pulled the alien mind control parasites from their ears and regained control of their brains? Oh, man. We're talking world changing history here. What's gonna happen next?


Well, my mud-tainted ear wax must have up and killed those parasites in my head, because the hallucinations departed as quickly as they came. As I stood in front of the telly, it was if a tsunami roared in and scoured Broadcast land clean of anything resembling yesterday's broadcast.


Maybe some alien entity took control of the airwaves in my neck of the woods. Or a thoracic surgeon found a couple of steel rods to implant in a few of our political 'leaders.'


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