A week after CNBC assured its high-net-worth viewers that Greece would no longer be a problem, there was an uprising there followed by a volcanic market cliff dive that the White House, NASDAQ and every regulator is now investigating.
There is still a lot of head-scratching, as if to say, how come our casino went batty? It all happened in a couple of minutes, about the time it took for that fail-safe, top-of-the-line, ultra-secure, and unsinkable oil platform to sink.
The whole world of finance couldn't believe what was happening before its eyes and so quickly.
Help! We still don't know how the plunge was arrested. I am sure the Treasury Department's Plunge Protection Team and the Fed and every Central Bank in the world hit their red buttons to pump more money in before the balloon popped.
You are not going to believe it but no one really knows what happened yet. Should we blame a trader who made a typo or were there others playing a shadier and covert game of market manipulation which may soon officially be listed as a psychiatric condition?
"Combine: One part nervous traders; one part Greek crisis; and one part trader error. Stir in one part central bank complacency. Bring to boil. Panic."
"That combination," Norris explained, "produced one of the wildest days ever in financial markets."
On display were the usual twin towers of market self-abuse: Greed and Fear.
Angela Merkel, Germany's chancellor, likened the wider crisis to "a battle of the politicians against the markets" and attacked the role played by credit-rating agencies.
She declared: "The speculators are our adversaries" suggesting there is a financial war underway that no one in the media seemed to get. Financial analyst Max Keyser sees an outbreak of "financial terrorism."
"These moves typically occur after 2:30pm Eastern while the market is near a new low or breaking point, with a relatively high VIX [which gauges "volatility"]. Another characteristic is a large NYSE Adv/Decl negative ratio. One that is negative 10:1 going into lunchtime typically assures a weak close. Ratios of 3:1 negative aren't what you want. They are easier to manipulate by weak bulls.
"You want a big scary ratio. It is these negative internals that can clue you into the probability of a PPT push. A big push on a big negative internal is the tell. To instantaneously swing the market around on these days takes a massive amount of concerted capital.