This morning the pirates
Were on Meet the Press.
They admitted that
Things have become a mess.
They are reasonable fellows,
And Capitalists too;
They are not fanatics,
They want what's due.
They are okay
With the new world order;
Just pay up
To sail through their water.
They like fast boats
And nice clothes too;
And automatic weapons,
Just like you do.
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