![]() Image uploaded from a quicklink (Image by Unknown Owner) Details DMCA | Whenever I hear someone brag that America is "the greatest country on earth," I want to ask, "Have you ever been to Switzerland?" Well, I have. I spent a whole week there once. Very dull. No war, no international crisis, no crime, none of the things that give life its savor for red-blooded people like us. Nobody even knew who the president of the country was. The Swiss have never even had a great president. Their national hero is still that guy with the crossbow. Their national pastime is yodeling. The Swiss have no memory of interesting times. They have a proud history of not making history. |




