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Hail, Switzerland! by Joe Sobran

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Whenever I hear someone brag that America is "the greatest country on earth," I want to ask, "Have you ever been to Switzerland?" Well, I have. I spent a whole week there once. Very dull. No war, no international crisis, no crime, none of the things that give life its savor for red-blooded people like us. Nobody even knew who the president of the country was. The Swiss have never even had a great president. Their national hero is still that guy with the crossbow. Their national pastime is yodeling. The Swiss have no memory of interesting times. They have a proud history of not making history.

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