Then, after lots of explosions, dying, shock, awe, screaming and a thorough search, and it looked like no WMD would be foundsuddenly, any type of evidencesuspicious empty containers, recipe books of easy to make poisons for the working girl, or an abandoned Winnebago could be offered as replacement proof for tons of toxins. The President nearly wet himself when empty trailerswhat he hoped were, but werent labswere found a month after he declared victory. Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons. They're illegal, squealed Bush.
Saddam broke the law, you say? Well, Ill be snookered. What about his fishing licenseis it laminated correctly? I thought we were in imminent danger? You rememberthe 45 minute attack scenario, yellowcake, and a growing fleet of manned and unmanned aerial vehicles that could be used to disperse chemical or biological weapons across broad areas. Just give him a ticket and well move on to the next spoke in the axis of evil. Good grief.
After the trailers were dubbed the biggest sand toilets in the world, the administration realized it was time to get everyone on the same page once again and rejigger the reasoning and excuses for blowing up a foreign country. So the President and his people had a meeting and worked out the basis for a story that gets repeated to this day. Karl presided.
Anyway wait a minute! I might have something. Did we ever say imminentthe actual word? Dick! Wake up for crying out loud. Did we say it? I dont think sowe just said they had illegal weapons and thats what everybody else thought, too, right? Thats how I remember it. Even Clinton thought they had WMDand hes smart, so if he was wrong and the French, dont forget about those jerksif they thought there was WMD, well thats case closed. Hell, most everybody figured Saddam had a little something in the cupboard, but we were the only ones to run around and make a big deal about it as if Iraq was really scarythanks again, Don, and you too, Dick. Oh, for crissakes, is he asleep again, or just dead? Never mind. Well check later.
So remember nownumber one is everybody else thought he had WMD, too. Then two; the imminent thing. Imminent? Who ever said anything about imminent? Never hear of that word. If you did, shut upI dont want to know. Then, gassed his own people, bad intelligence, attacked his neighbors, mowed grass against the grain, broke UN Resolutions, yada, yadaa bad seed indeed. Evil, evil hey! Is anybody writing this down?
Saddams dilapidated military had no way to deliver a weapon or a pizzahis fighter planes not de-assembled by bombs during the Gulf War havent hit anything for years, and his Navy?two bass boats and a guy with a used Kmart wetsuit and a snorkel with the little ping pong ball thing missing. The poor sap has nearly drowned seventeen times.
U. S. fighter jets enforced no-fly zones in the north and south of Iraq. Weapons inspectors were in the country. Troops sat close by in neighboring states. Satellites orbited overhead and George was practicing with the new wiretap kit he got for his birthday. If ever a nation was covered with a wet mattress, it was Iraq.
Condi Rice explained the Iraq situation to John King of CNN on July 29, 2001 saying, But in terms of Saddam Hussein being there, let's remember that his country is divided, in effect. He does not control the northern part of his country. We are able to keep arms from him. His military forces have not been rebuilt.
And a few months earlier, in February 2001, Colin Powell talked about the US-led sanctions against Iraq, saying, And frankly they have worked. He [Saddam] has not developed any significant capability with respect to weapons of mass destruction. He is unable to project conventional power against his neighbors. So in effect, our policies have strengthened the security of the neighbors of Iraq...
And, as reported by Murray Waas of the National Journal, it seems that Commander-in-Chief Bush received a National Intelligence Estimate stating that U.S. intelligence agencies unanimously agreed that it was unlikely that Saddam would try to attack the United Statesexcept if ongoing military operations risked the imminent demise of his regime or if he intended to extract revenge for such an assault, according to records and sources. Furthermore; On at least four earlier occasions, beginning in the spring of 2002, according to the same records and sources, the president was informed during his morning intelligence briefing that U.S. intelligence agencies believed it was unlikely that Saddam was an imminent threat to the United States.
So everyone can stop it already with the WMD talk. It never mattered. Journalists, pundits, politicians, TV heads, Bush apologistsits not relevant. The President was taking us to war, one way or the other. Intelligence from every country in the world may have thought the demented little dictator had some banned inventory, but it was Bush and the boys who built him up into a dangerous mana solitary individual frightened our great leader and George Bush needs to be held accountable.
