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Dick Cheney-- the Chronic Iraq Priapist

When I see those obnoxious ads for erectile dysfunction-- for Viagra or Cialis-- I think of Dick-- Dick Cheney.

The ads warn, if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, and experience priapism, call a doctor.

Well, Cheney has had a hard-on for Iraq, with his fantasy Saddam- Al Qaeda connection, and his WMD fascination for not four hours, but for more than four years. It's no wonder he's having blood flow problems in his leg.

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The thing is, if you don't treat the priapism relatively quickly, within about six hours, it can cause damage to the erectile tissue in the penis and irreversible erectile dysfunction.

If six hours do permanent damage, I wonder what effects four plus years have. Maybe it causes pain. That might explain why Cheney's such a grouchy guy, maybe even why he shot his friend. Of course, if priapism lasting six hours can cause permanent damage, I'm not even going to think about Cheney's sex life.

Here's a suggestion; have Cheney's doctors glance a bit further up from the leg. Maybe they'll heal his priapism and get us out of Iraq already.

 

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Rob Kall is an award winning journalist, inventor, software architect, connector and visionary. His work and his writing have been featured in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, CNN, ABC, the HuffingtonPost, Success, Discover and other media. He's given talks and workshops to Fortune 500 execs and national medical and psychological organizations, and pioneered first-of-their-kind conferences in Positive Psychology, Brain Science and Story. He hosts some of the world's smartest, most interesting and powerful people on his Bottom Up Radio Show, and founded and publishes one of the top Google- ranked progressive news and opinion sites, OpEdNews.com

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Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind.  Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives  one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big)  to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization Project. 

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