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Emperor Zurg Has A Tiny Tiny Wiener And Must Be Told

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Message Mark Lloyd
Buried in the usual turgid news of elections and scandals and war, was this little gem reported by the Washington Post today;

President Bush has signed a new National Space Policy that rejects future arms-control agreements that might limit U.S. flexibility in space and asserts a right to deny access to space to anyone "hostile to U.S. interests."

One can only admire the president's extraordinary vision. On a merely terrestrial level of course, he thinks he's got it nailed.

The power to declare who is a bad person and who is not. (Without giving any reasons - how could anyone possibly question the Great Man's moral judgment?) And the power to then do whatever he likes with them, forever if necessary. Or grant them a swift and easy death with no need for those long drawn-out trials that cause such emotional pain, or tiresome reiteration or proof of their evil deeds. Such benevolence. They know who they are and what they've done. Or if they don't, he'll tell them.

And there's not just bad people in the world - there are bad countries. Evil countries. Mr.Bush knows who they are and has called them out. And unless they have a big army or scary weapons, he's followed up with action. Over 600,000 evil-country-people killed, and counting. What courage, what sacrifice.

So the PNAC and global American imperialist hegemony are right on track, with King George firmly at the wheel.

Time for the real agenda - space! The Galaxy, the Universe! Alpha Centauri, bitches!

"Deny access to space to anyone "hostile to U.S. interests." King George - say hello to Emperor Zurg!

So if there's any powerful space aliens monitoring this website - we have a guy here called George W. Bush who hates aliens and everything un-American or un-Christian.

This obviously means you. And he's threatening to deny you access to space. No more flying around exploring and making friends and stuff.

We need your help. Please come and kick his ass!
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Mark Lloyd is a working stiff in Minneapolis. He grew up in Yorkshire, England during the socialist 70's and Thatcher & Reagan's 80's and disliked both mobs. His fierce interest in politics, history and The Truth combined with the appalling start to (more...)
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