President Bush has signed a new National Space Policy that rejects future arms-control agreements that might limit U.S. flexibility in space and asserts a right to deny access to space to anyone "hostile to U.S. interests."
One can only admire the president's extraordinary vision. On a merely terrestrial level of course, he thinks he's got it nailed.
The power to declare who is a bad person and who is not. (Without giving any reasons - how could anyone possibly question the Great Man's moral judgment?) And the power to then do whatever he likes with them, forever if necessary. Or grant them a swift and easy death with no need for those long drawn-out trials that cause such emotional pain, or tiresome reiteration or proof of their evil deeds. Such benevolence. They know who they are and what they've done. Or if they don't, he'll tell them.
So the PNAC and global American imperialist hegemony are right on track, with King George firmly at the wheel.
Time for the real agenda space! The Galaxy, the Universe! Alpha Centauri, bitches!
So if there's any powerful space aliens monitoring this website we have a guy here called George W. Bush who hates aliens and everything un-American or un-Christian.
This obviously means you. And he's threatening to deny you access to space. No more flying around exploring and making friends and stuff.
We need your help. Please come and kick his ass!