Now, bringing you something the Bush family has never met, Reality.
Can two pampered party animals fit into a land more wasted then their Dads brain.
Lets join them on the Road to Fallujah in an armor-plated BMW. In this case BMW stands for Brats Making Whoopee.
So now its time to enter the torture chamber.
Jenna: It sucks having to drive. I miss our chauffeur secret service agents.
Barb: Yeah, no matter how drunk we got, we always have a ride home. How did
Dad do it back when he had a pulse?
Jenna: And these Morons are sworn to secrecy. Just yell, evildoer and they are in
your lap. And their weapons never discharge prematurely. Look at all that sand,
we can have a great beach volleyball game.
Barb: What am I on a trip with Uncle Neal? You would actually need water to
have a beach.
Jenna: Up yours Beaitch, Im not going to be your partner.
Barb: Ooh, Im so hurt. You couldnt win if you had Diebold keeping score.
Jenna: Wow, look at all that rubble, is this where Tunisia hit
Barb: You really are stupid enough to be President, You would need an ocean to
have a Tunisia. That is Fallujah.
Jenna: Oh yeah, theres a sign. Welcome to Fallujah, the graveyard of Democracy.
Ooh, there will be a lot of vacationers.
Barb: Well its better then Crawford. Where does Mapquest say we should be
Jenna: At the fifth crater take a left.
Barb: Now how am I supposed to know whats a crater and whats a bunker. Oh
yeah, if they are alive its a bunker. I bet well get free drinks when we tell them
we talked Daddy out of using the Bunker Busters.
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Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind. Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big) to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization (more...)