Here's the plot: Lindsay's sidekick was trying to keep some bitchy preppy cheerleader type and her evil gang of high school popular-girl-wannabees from ruining Lindsay's life. "To stop a dictator," said the sidekick, "you gotta take away his resources." Hollywood does it again! Pearls of wisdom have once again dropped from the silver screen -- right into my lap!
Americans also have a bitchy spoiled preppy cheerleader type and an evil gang of popular-girl-wannabees trying to ruin OUR lives. That description fits the Bush bureaucracy perfectly! So. Let's take away George Bush's resources too.
Hell, let's follow Grover Norquist's advice and "drown it in the bathtub."
Let's take away Camp David. "No more summer camp for you, kid. You've been an evil dictator long enough." And let's stop giving Bush 400 billion dollars a year in pocket money to spend at the dictator mall. Of course he'll throw a tantrum but so what.
I'd like to see his face when we take away the CIA. And no more war toys either. No more blowing up people -- not even frogs.
How can we stop this dictator? Take away his resources -- any way we can. Let's start by taking back Congress.
But why wait until November? Let's start by asking OPEC to take away Bush's oil....