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The Thirteen Days of X-mas!

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To the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas...

On the first day of his term,
George Bush swore to serve:
The Constitution, & you and me.

The new Prez who took office,
Was not the people's choice!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Nine months into his George's service,
The New Pearl Harbor came,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Within days we suffered terror
Beyond our wildest dreams!
Anthrax in the mail!
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Without the Fair Reporting Act,
TV's a grave threat,
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in our mail,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Where's Osama Bin Laden
Is he dead or alive?
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

No allies stood beside US when
Powell told the U.N.!
There're WMD's!
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail!
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Five percent of the budget
To study a blue dress,
The Kean Commission!
WMD's
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution serves you and me!

Kean failed to mention Seven,
World Trade Center!
Controlled Demolition!
Kean Commission!
WMD's
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail!
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Ohio was a red state
As determined by Fox,
Bad Reporting!
Controlled Demolition
Kean Commission!
WMD's
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

"Impeachment's off the table"
Said Speaker, Pelosi!
Truth does not matter!
Bad Reporting!
Controlled demolition!
Kean Commission!
WMD's
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

We the people matter most
In a democracy!
We're in states of denial!
Truth does not matter!
Bad Reporting!
Controlled Demolition!
Kean Commission!
WMD's
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail,
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Habeas corpus was basic
To human dignity!
Torture is legal!
State of denial!
Truth does not matter!
Bad Reporting!
Controlled Demolition!
Kean Commission!
WMD's
Axis of Evil!
ALL SEEING EYE!
Anthrax in the mail!
9-1-1!
Our votes do not count!
And the Constitution served you and me!

Happy Holidays!

 

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