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Zone R or Using the Men's Room in Walgreen

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Where's Zone R?
Where's Zone R?
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In Zone R

You push a green button and wait for assistance.

In Zone R there are two doors

With combination boxes on the handles --

One for men and one for women.

In Zone R you hear a voice summoning an Associate to Zone R.

You hear this voice every sixty seconds.

In Zone R

A small disheveled man appears

Who tries every combination of numbers in the universe.

(You know that he will fail but you root for him anyway. . .)

In Zone R

You begin to question 

If you should wait a little longer

Just because you have already waited so long,

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