The midterm elections have finally arrived
and there has not been this much excitement
since Orson Welles aired that invasion -- jived
up East Coast folks swooned, fainted or got bent
out of shape by the illusion of change.
Di'n't I tell you this would happen some day?
some old codger goes, but it's nothing strange;
just another hoax by madmen for pay.
If the Mockrats win, Joe's promises fade
just as jades and cynics have predicted.
If the Repugs seize the House and Senate,
Biden may be impeached and convicted.
Election days aren't what they used to be, sir.
Will Rogers would tell us, and never were.