(Article changed on January 16, 2014 at 19:35)
This poem is based on two assumptions:
1) A party is good for the American People.
2) There actually are "American People".
So, let's have a party and invite the American People!
Let's have a theme.
We'll get everything we need from the party store!
There will be a DJ, and a huge cake.
And zombies serving finger food.
(The American People get zombies.)