Trinh Cong Son, the great song writer, poet and soul of Saigon, said that he got his heart and mind revving each morning by watching frantic life unfurling all around him, while sitting in a sidewalk cafe. Lesser Vietnamese do exactly the same, however, for to be among one's own kind is practically an hourly necessity here. The second they're free to do so, most head straight for the nearest cafe', eatery or beer joint, which is, still, most likely on the sidewalk, or open to it.
At the next table, there is a man, woman and a baby girl, nursing from a bottle. Sunlight floods in, ceiling fans barely cool, while just outside, motorcycles swarm past, beeping too often. Up and down the street are scores of similar joints, with most specializing in just one or two noodle or rice dishes.
There is also a McDonald's, overpriced by local standards, yet still filled, for it's a destination for the nouveau riche, and for regular people to sometimes treat their kids, to expose them to how white people eat. Just out of sight is a billboard showing Denzel Washington, looking super cool with some sort of mean-assed rifle.
This eatery is known for its braised pork offal, served with French bread, and for its cubed beef, presented on a cow-shaped skillet. I like to write here because it's free from distracting music, and because a can of Tiger beer is a reasonable 73 cents. Seeing me typing, the owner asks, "Do you need me to turn on the light, brother?"
"No, I'm fine, sister. Thank you!"
The Vietnamese' eagerness to always merge doesn't make them natural Communists, however, for outside of any collective crisis, they're individualistic enough, as evidenced by the maddening proliferation of small businesses everywhere, from pushcarts to neighborhood factories. To be his own boss, a Vietnamese would sell ten old pairs of shoes and assorted junk, displayed on a tarp, as he sits in the sun on the sidewalk.
In the Christian West, the first person was one lonely man, Adam, while in the Vietnamese creation myth, a woman gave birth to a hundred eggs, which hatched into the very first mob of Vietnamese.
Noticing the Vietnamese' compulsion to cluster, foreigners have repeatedly compared them to ants or other insects. "The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer," goes the biblical proverb, but it's always summer here, so the Vietnamese are prepared year-round, year in and year out, for whatever calamities await them. Stoic and always stocked up on the basics, they are perennial preppers.
Many Vietnamese towns have "an," "yên" or "bình" in their name, with each meaning "peaceful," but all these Peacevilles have been sacked, looted, burnt or bombed through the centuries, as is typical of all settlements worldwide, except, of course, for those in the USA.
My two years in Certaldo, Italy, I lived a block away from the rebuilt house of Boccaccio, destroyed by American bombs. The town itself had been erected on a hill, with a defensive wall, for war was always nearby, and not something overseas or on television.
The most typical Vietnamese male name is Hùng, meaning heroic, for it's not just a masculine ideal, but a societal necessity. Without enough heroic men, your nation will be snuffed out, as countless have been. Wherever you are, you're living on a graveyard of obliterated societies.
This week came news that Nguy...n Văn Thdegreesơng, a Vietcong spy during the Vietnam War, had died at age 80. In 1969, Thdegreesơng was trying to smuggle documents from Saigon when he was spotted by American helicopters. With his AK-47, Thdegreesơng shot one down, killing three Americans, but finally he was captured by a swarming posse of 72 helicopters, an ARVN division and a US Army regiment, it is said.
Trying to win over this invaluable intelligence asset, the Americans offered Thdegreesơng $100,000, a car, a villa and the rank of an ARVN colonel, but he would not switch sides, so they locked him up for four years while subjecting him to all sorts of torture, including, get this, the sawing off of his legs six times, one chunk at a time, until all Thdegreesơng had left were two pitiful stumps.
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