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My Fair Laddy

By maurice nobert  Posted by maurice nobert (about the submitter)     (# of views)   No comments
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Why can't a Haitian be more like a Trump?

Why live in a country where I'd take a dump?

Just grab the next p*ssy and get you a hump

Why can't a Haitian be more like a Trump?

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Can't they be like me and live off what they've made?

Can't they be like me and lighten their shade?

Can't they stop invading in their swamp people legion?

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Why can't a Haitian be like a Norwegian?

What's wrong with these blighters eating their swill?

Why can't their fathers just lend them a mill?

I have been bankrupt from others' mistakes

I didn't whine and blame some earthquakes

I pulled up my bootstraps as valet tied my shoes

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I stood like a man and fought the fake news

I'm the least racist person you ever have met

But those living in shitholes get what they should get

Why can't a Haitian be more like a Trump?

Not huddled on hillsides ganged up in a clump

If they had any pride they would not make a fuss

And scratch at our door and keep bothering us

You don't hear Norwegians moaning their whines

Though it's cold where they are and the sun rarely shines

And their skin can get sunburn more than those Haitians

Who cry and bemoan down on their plantations

My kids never asked to go immigrate

Even though their lives were quite hard and not great

If Haitian parents were brilliant and strong like me

Their kids would flourish wherever they be

Why can't a Haitian be more like a Trump?

You'd never catch us living life in a slump

Why can't they pitch in and clean up their region

Make a nice clean country just like a Norwegian

We'd never sit in hovels blaming the ump

Just leave losers the bills and find a new chump

Why can't they ask Putin for an extra bump?

Why can't a Haitian be more like a Trump?


 

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Maurice Nobert lives in Shaker Hts, Ohio. He has 5 children and 3 grandchild. He is COO/Corporate Director/Co-Founder of e-RadioUSA, Inc.

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