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It's now heartbreakingly clear that we're going to have to win this election IN SPITE OF Obama and Biden!

By W. Christopher Epler (Bill)  Posted by W. Christopher Epler (Bill) (about the submitter)     Permalink    (# of views)   26 comments

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Barack who?  Yeah, there's that increasingly BOREing recycled smile, but smiles don't mean s___ when it comes to winning elections. 


Barack, don't you know ANYTHING about grown up elections?  My God, does some one dress you in the morning?  Are you on life support?  Do you think in a couple of months you're going to wake up from your coma as President?  


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This is insane.  We've got a candidate for President who is doing the monkey thing:  see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil. 


And Biden must hate progressives more than any other Democrat in Washington!  Hey Dude, progressives elected your running mate.  Duh.  So why don't you please just shut up about how you "admire" Republicans and elites and have only contempt for liberals?

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Enough said?


We got a couple of lemons, folks.  These guys are incarnations of the 2004 dem/pug congress, and you know what THAT means.  Samo, samo, samo.


So what do we do?  My God, what do we do with these two guys?  I don't know, do they have any teeth?  Do they have any "privates" (excuse my French)?  One thing's for sure; they're both big time short when it comes to adult courage. 

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"Oh dear me, are we playing it safe enough? Are we staying out of sight (and out of mind!) enough?  My goodness, we don't want anyone to think we're going to rock any boats.  Maybe if we tiptoe for the next two months nobody will even know we're here."


Well, you got THAT right guys.  Hey Barack, do you know more and more Americans are even forgetting what you LOOK LIKE?  


Look, my fellow Americans, what do you think about this strategy?


Why don't we just pound the hell out of them?  I don't mean vulgarity or wheel spinning; I mean tons of emails to whoever you think might do any good.  The image that works for me is that AMERICANS have to "light a fire" under these two men.  We have to let them know how much we abhor their criminal passivity.


Find ways to let them know, my God, they've got to ACT; they've got to "deal with things"; they've got to stand up and be counted; they've got to start acting like aggressive, passionate ADULT Americans.


It's almost like they're stuck in some kind of political trance.  We've got to get them to politically SNAP OUT OF IT and defend our dying country, civilization, and planet.


Hey, I don't have to tell you that this is life and death time, but the people we appointed to deal with all this chaos, evil, and murder (even genocide) are basically not functioning anymore.  Does anyone one know what these two men are doing?  Are they fishing?  Are they playing bridge?  Are they blubbering their lips?  WHAT THEY HELL ARE THEY DOING?


They certainly aren't treating this election like, say, a business man would be making sure his business was succeeding in a very, very competitive market.  Hey, that takes ENORMOUS aggressiveness, organization, and getting out there in the market place and kicking ass every minute.


Well, if Obama and Biden had a business . . . what am I saying, Obama and Biden could never HAVE a business.  Man they would be turned into hamburger so fast it would almost be comic.


So, what do you folks think of this plan:  we've got to hammer and hammer and hammer some LIFE into these men. 


I'm not sure they even know we're out here. 


Well, we've only got 60 or so days left to see if we can "motivate" Obama and Biden to at least bark, even if we'll never get them to bite.


One thing is now excruciatingly clear.  It's 100% up to us.


So what else is new?



W. Christopher Epler (Bill)




ps: You folks may think this is off the wall, but we well know the pugs are capable of anything (9/11 and anthrax for openers), so one wonders if there’s any possibility Obama is being drugged.  There’s always something “half awake” about him now.  I know it’s a long shot, but when you’re going down for the third time no possibility should be ignored that could save your life.



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